is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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