Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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