xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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