Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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