Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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