if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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