I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
