xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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