Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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