Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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