it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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