You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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