so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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