'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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