Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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