is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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