It's Friday. Sex?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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