I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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