she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
