i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
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