I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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