did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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