do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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