Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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