Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
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thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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