Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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