oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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