I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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