Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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