We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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