1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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