So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I just want to make out with him forever
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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