everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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