try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
We left the knife in your bed.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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