Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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