He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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