i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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