Those balls look pretty dangerous.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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