how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
