haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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