You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I need a beard to bite.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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