Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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