The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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