He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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