nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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