She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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