i don't like sucking hair
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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