My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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