The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
