Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
