Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
she smelled like a LAN party
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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