Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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