I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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