Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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